Tuesday, June 17, 2008

STEELE'S REPENTENCE INVENTORY (The top 10 indications that one might need to change)

"Therefore having overlooked the times of ignorance, God is now declaring to men that all people everywhere should repent, because He has fixed a day in which He will judge the world in righteousness. . ." (Acts 17:30-31).

10. If you never pass a mirror you do not like.

9. If you think the "see-food diet" is the best.

8. If you use Master Card to pay Visa, and vice versa.

7. If you, after looking at the family tree, see that you are the sap running through it.

6. If you discover that one of the songs your wife is planning to use at your funeral service is,
"I Guess He'd Rather be in Colorado."

5. If you have ever been stopped by a patrolman and he didn't have enough tickets in his
book to cover all the violations.

4. If you have ever been picked out of a police lineup.

3. If your mother has said to you, "May be you shouldn't come home for Christmas next year."

2. If you have ever been invited to join a small group of family and friends, and one of them said
to you, "We are having this intervention because. . ."

1. THIS ONE IS COMPLETELY SERIOUS--If you do not believe that you need to. God will not
work with the one who refuses to repent or change his way of thinking.

Grace&Peace,
Tom

1 comment:

Rebecca said...

So that is why Mom told me not to come home for Christmas the last several years.